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A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.forever reblog
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THE BALD GUY I CAN’T BREATHE
pick one person to watch each time its so perfect
the girl in the pink bikini omfg
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
wanna hear a dirty joke
a boy fell in the mud
wanna hear a clean joke
he took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a dirty joke
bubbles was the girl next door
(Source: callieohpeee)
Take away their face and body. Do you still love that person for who they are, or are you just too attracted to their appearance? Before you tell yourself that you like them, what are you really attracted to? What about them are you really falling for? Do they make you more happy or sad? So think twice before you start falling for someone. Remove that cute face, and that amazing body, and tell yourself what you’re really falling for.
(Source: wuzguccidoe)
I honestly don’t understand why girls desire to be called “babe” or “baby.” It’s not even cute or romantic… It’s like a pet name or something . Those words ruined the emotional moments in “A Walk to Remember.” ):
Seriously, they’re doing you a favor by bringing you to the place you need to be, so why are you being so rude? Especially when the driver asks for a little gas money, and people don’t pitch in. If you’re gonna be a little bitch to the person doing something nice for you, get out of the fucking…